WHICH ONE ARE YOU? WHICH ONE DO YOU LIKE BEST, AND WHICH ONE DO YOU NOT? SOME CITIZENS EXCEL AT HOW TO HOOK UP WITH A MILF, AND SOME DON'T?

When I started a website about magazines, fashion and feminism last year, I named it Magazine MILF to give it some sass. It goes without saying that this was a mortifying experience with my own mother. But for friends and acquaintances over 40 -- those old souls who hadn't become acquainted with "Stacy's Mom" through the Fountains of Wayne song, or